-Salmoneus is suiting Gabby up in Xena's armor as Xena watches.
Gabrielle: So I just stand there, and I wave this fake chakram, and give that yell thingy of yours.
Salmoneus: And can you give that yell thingy?
Salmoneus: This is not going to fool Talmadeus.
-Sal tightens Gab's breast plate.
Salmoneus: See, now that could work.
Gabrielle: I've been watching Xena, I know how she thinks.
Autolycus (Mocking Gab): I've been watching Xena... this is what Xena would do.
Gabrielle: Do either of you see a woodpile in this room? No. I fireplace? No. A stove? No. Do you know what that means>
Xena & Autolycus: No.
Gabrielle: You had people waiting on you hand and foot, fulfilling your every whim.
Xena: Hey, that's what you're here for.
Gabrielle: No, look, you promise me. If something happens to me you will not become a monster.
Xena: Go get some sleep.
Gabrielle: No, no, you promise me.
Xena: I promise.
Gabrielle: Come on Xena. Not even you can stop an entire war. Alright, look, I did not mean that as a challenge.
Xena: Stay here with Ephiny.
Gabrielle: Wait, what are you going to do?
Xena: I'm gonna find a safe place for Ephiny to have her baby. Then I'm gonna stop this war.
Gabrielle: I've got to learn to keep my mouth shut.
Gabrielle: Two villages in dire straits. I hate when that happens.
Gabrielle: Well, listen to my story 'bout Gabrielle. Cute little gal that's looking really swell. Perfect hair, such a lovely lass, nice round breasts and a firm young...
Xena: Are you out of your MIND?
Gabrielle: Too loud?
You're trying to use my ego against me!
Gabrielle: I didn't think it would work...
Autolycus: No, it worked, I'll do it.
Um, well, Xena is this warrior. She goes around righting wrongs and saving
people. It's all pretty sappy but she seems to get her kicks out of it.
*Gabby Smacks Xena Really Hard And Yelps In Pain*
Xena: What Was That?
Gabrielle: Paybacks For Hitting Me
Xena: Feel Better?
Gabrielle: I Think I Broke My
*HA* It's not like your breasts aren't dangerous enough! That was a joke, you can laugh!
You know, I just thought of something. Your a Warrior Princess and I'm an
Amazon Princess. That's gonna make such a great story!
Diana: It's my round killing thing!
Diana: Bless you
Xena: Wait a minute, there's a rabbit over there!
Gabrielle: I'll catch the rabbit.
Xena: What? YOU'RE gonna catch the rabbit?!
Gabrielle: Yeah! After all these years of watching you slaughter nature's creatures, I can do this.
Xena: Are you out of your mind? Argo wouldn't go to anyone else,
she'd die first.
Gabrielle: Argo Argo Argo. Someone walked by with an apple and she followed him home.
Gabrielle: That's what horses do!
01/18/99 "I have cut off the flow of blood to your brain and other pertinent body parts, so tell me how old were you when you lost your virginity?" -Xena
01/11/99 "You know Xena, I know you don't think very much of me and that's fine, but I care about Gabrielle too, and I would do anything to avenge her loss, including sacrificing my own life." -Joxer
01/04/99 "And if you wanna know what the weather's like - just look out the window." -Lucy Lawless
12/28/98 Xena "Boadicea's fighting Caesar?" Gabrielle "You know her? Of course you know her, you're like a who's who of warriors."
12/21/98 "Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot." -Lucy Lawless