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10/01/99 -Salmoneus is suiting Gabby up in Xena's armor as Xena watches. Gabrielle: So I just stand there, and I wave this fake chakram, and give that yell thingy of yours. Salmoneus: And can you give that yell thingy? Gabrielle: Aiyiyiyiyi...? Salmoneus: This is not going to fool Talmadeus. -Sal tightens Gab's breast plate. Gabrielle: AIYIYIYIYIYI!!!!!!! Salmoneus: See, now that could work.

07/19/99 Gabrielle: I've been watching Xena, I know how she thinks.
Autolycus (Mocking Gab): I've been watching Xena... this is what Xena would do.

05/19/99 Gabrielle: Do either of you see a woodpile in this room? No. I fireplace? No. A stove? No. Do you know what that means>
Xena & Autolycus: No.

05/11/99 Gabrielle: You had people waiting on you hand and foot, fulfilling your every whim.
Xena: Hey, that's what you're here for.

05/02/99 Gabrielle: No, look, you promise me. If something happens to me you will not become a monster.
Xena: Go get some sleep.
Gabrielle: No, no, you promise me.
Xena: I promise.

04/25/99 Gabrielle: Come on Xena. Not even you can stop an entire war. Alright, look, I did not mean that as a challenge.
Xena: Stay here with Ephiny.
Gabrielle: Wait, what are you going to do?
Xena: I'm gonna find a safe place for Ephiny to have her baby. Then I'm gonna stop this war.
Gabrielle: I've got to learn to keep my mouth shut.

03/22/99 Gabrielle: Two villages in dire straits. I hate when that happens.

03/15/99 Gabrielle: Well, listen to my story 'bout Gabrielle. Cute little gal that's looking really swell. Perfect hair, such a lovely lass, nice round breasts and a firm young...
Xena: Are you out of your MIND?
Gabrielle: Too loud?

03/08/99 Autolycus: You're trying to use my ego against me!
Gabrielle: I didn't think it would work...
Autolycus: No, it worked, I'll do it.

03/01/99 Autolycus: Um, well, Xena is this warrior. She goes around righting wrongs and saving people. It's all pretty sappy but she seems to get her kicks out of it.

02/22/99 *Gabby Smacks Xena Really Hard And Yelps In Pain*
Xena: What Was That?
Gabrielle: Paybacks For Hitting Me
Xena: Feel Better?
Gabrielle: I Think I Broke My

02/15/99 Gabrielle: *HA* It's not like your breasts aren't dangerous enough! That was a joke, you can laugh!

02/08/99 Gabrielle: You know, I just thought of something. Your a Warrior Princess and I'm an Amazon Princess. That's gonna make such a great story!

02/01/99 Diana: It's my round killing thing!
Gabrielle: Chakram
Diana: Bless you

01/25/99 Xena: Wait a minute, there's a rabbit over there!
Gabrielle: I'll catch the rabbit.
Xena: What? YOU'RE gonna catch the rabbit?!
Gabrielle: Yeah! After all these years of watching you slaughter nature's creatures, I can do this.

01/18/99 Xena: Are you out of your mind? Argo wouldn't go to anyone else, she'd die first.
Gabrielle: Argo Argo Argo. Someone walked by with an apple and she followed him home.
Xena: Ha!
Gabrielle: That's what horses do!

01/18/99 "I have cut off the flow of blood to your brain and other pertinent body parts, so tell me how old were you when you lost your virginity?" -Xena

01/11/99 "You know Xena, I know you don't think very much of me and that's fine, but I care about Gabrielle too, and I would do anything to avenge her loss, including sacrificing my own life." -Joxer

01/04/99 "And if you wanna know what the weather's like - just look out the window." -Lucy Lawless

12/28/98 Xena "Boadicea's fighting Caesar?" Gabrielle "You know her? Of course you know her, you're like a who's who of warriors."

12/21/98 "Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot." -Lucy Lawless